buying gf

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.

I think it's actually essential to children's moral development to be exposed to short stories moderately beyond their reading level where a bunch of fucked up shit happens and then instead of offering a moral lesson or any sort of emotional or narrative resolution it just ends.

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

The combination of good kush + alcohol

ive been stuck in the poolrooms for 3 and a half days and i think i just heard fart with reverb echo from really far away

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

sooooo many sexuality labels only exist because you are all afraid of the freedom that bisexuality offers

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

Born without the gene that makes you want to listen to other people’s DnD campaigns