machine stains and empty silhouettes

if she’s your girl then who am i? what year is it? why cant i remember anything…

ugh… my head…

well… no sense in waiting around. ive got to get out of this place. [stands up and you gain control of me] looks dangerous… i should try to find a weapon, just in case.

fun facg if you all cashaop me 500 bucks i can literally help you reach salvation and bring you to the light

*sees your dead body * eewww lol *remembers we are mutuals* well idk :-) its cute i guess

Just found out tyhat JPEG stands for jubilant pig

mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD

The bible said Adam and Eve not Adam and TACO PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!! xDD

we all talk a big game on here but the honest truth at the end of the day is that if i saw slenderman i would be really scared

baseball in essence is a game about you trying to throw your friend a ball but some asshole wont stop trying to knock your ball as far as fuck away as possible because he's a bad person

jetpack joyride taught them to steal other's belongings subway surfers taught them to trespass property temple run taught them to run away from their problems if you want to know whats wrong with this new generation, just look at the source 🤷‍♀️

they want you to make fried rice

who is "they"

the wok left

where did it go?

i just grabbed a microbe out of the air with chopsticks