MILLIONS of faggots make it to Friday every week because of this post!

getting new technology feels more infuriating every year. got a new computer for the first time in 8 years and everything about windows 11 and how it handles onedrive is driving me up the wall

the general attitude towards the user feels so much more opaque and condescending than it used to be. like "nuh-uh, we don't think you REALLY want to change that setting so we'll have an extra secret hidden step to make sure you do it our way instead :)" gargle my balls microsoft

duuude you have GOT to get online everybody is just fucking hitting each other

Ceaseless booper smack your paw upon this wretched thing

a boop is a simple poke of the nose. a super boop is jackhammering your prostate.

personally when someone says "non men" im going to assume they mean Anything that isn't a man. charger cables, glow in the dark paint, gravel, elephants, fossils, paper, EVERYTHING . "im attracted to non men" you fuck self checkout machines

Not its name

"trust your gut" is such evil advice it's like. my gut is telling me there's 1000 ways everyone including friends want to attack and kill me like it's Dark Souls over here