The Unholy System

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

the central conceit of white boy "comedy rap" genres is that they're too racist to recognise that most classic rap is already pretty humorous in many ways, on account of wordplay being fundamental to the form,

and also steeped in pop culture from the very beginning, like the rap scene was already making music about comics and anime and video games you don't need to segregate a new genre for that

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

hey, I was just at the Kroger, I think I just saw your living weapon look both ways sheepishly before scanning her dehumanizing barcode tattoo to see what would happen. it rang up as a Mountain Dew voltage. so like, is that intentional or

Reminder that Kroger and their "family" of subsidiary companies (Dillons, King Soopers, Safeway, Harris Teeter, Gerbes, JayC, etc) are a monopoly that has been driving independent grocery stores out of business and artificially inflating food prices since the 1950s.

i'll tell my friends to take their brainwashed living weapons and homunculi elsewhere then

I feel it would be good to have a word that's like not ragebait but shamebait, where you can read a post and just go 'ah, this person just wants me to feel ashamed of myself and is not engaging with the issue in a constructive or useful way. I do not have to participate in this actually' and like. move on with your day

hey is anyone else sick of having to adapt to horrible conditions over and over again

the humble woolly mammoth

Yesterday a kid said to me "excuse me? Your hair looks like beautiful anime hair" which is already amazing and then she said "watch me on your camera when I go down the slide I'm going to do the Peter Griffin death pose when I come out" and she sure did.

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

reblogging because I wish someone told me this when I was 13

- don’t talk shit about people - if you wanna experiment with your hair/makeup go for it, find what suits you. - if you start to feel sad alot, tell your parents/friends talk about it - be the best you can be - learn to love yourself 

-don’t be embarrassed of anything you like. -clothes from Hollister and Abercrombie and Fitch only fit a certain type of body. Don’t let their narrow-mindedness make you cry in the dressing room -don’t starve yourself. Please don’t. -there’s a reason you don’t look like people in magazines and on TV. You look like you and that’s wonderful.

-Be yourself, no matter what other people say -Don’t start smoking or drinking alcohol, IT’S NOT COOL -Don’t waste time on judging others

Thats not only for the 13 years old!

- DON’T TALK SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE DON’T DO IT JUST DON’T

- your body is yours and only you can decide who’s allowed to touch you

- if you dont fit in with others that totally fine and no one should shame you for being you 

-  You don’t have to stop being happy and bubbly to be worth taking seriously.

to all my small beans💕

-Friends often leave, that’s okay and you will find someone that’s better for you -Don’t be embarrassed of wearing pink or doing feminine things, it doesn’t make you weak -If you like something and it makes you feel good, don’t make other’s people’s judgments influence you

- Do what makes you happy.

And if you’re thirteen on my blog… please please please get help and block me

- Your parents aren’t always right. They’re literally just two people who had sex. But still respect their opinions. They were teens once too.

If you want to be “normal about introjects” you have to start being normal about abuser introjects btw. Just saying.

Plural Culture is Blue Beetle (Jaime Reyes version), specifically the scene in Teen Titans Judas Contract where his dad looks at him and says "I just miss my son"