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3D

4 or 5D

1E

Tumblr humor is on a whole other level any other platform has yet to even come close to matching.

having adhd is like: no i wont read this massive block of text but i AM going to type an entire essay about something that could probably be summarized in a really cohesive paragraph

The whole time either way: Don’t interrupt. Don’t interrupt. Remember to listen. Don’t interrupt!

Bonus: Focussing so hard on not interrupting and actually paying attention that you end up not hearing a word because of how hard you’re T R Y I N G

Whole Civilizations Rise And Die In The Time It Takes You To Get To The Damn Point: An Autobiography

The Sequel: You Have In Fact Told Me This Story Before And My Brain Is Desperately Trying To Smash A “Skip Cutscene” Button That Isn’t There, No Offense

your song made all my muscles vibrate

Thanks! I think you’re being lightly electrocuted!

Hey fellas if you like it, consider giving it a lil likey over on Soundcloud, it helps the algorithm over there pick up on new tracks for the community over there >:) Okay little smellies, thanks!

The level of fucking romance… I guess not all the good ones are locked up.

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

make peace with the fact that not everyone is meant to be in your life forever. some people are only temporary, and that’s okay. feel the pain of loss, grow from the experiences they gave, and then cherish the memories made. don’t worry; you will find your forever people.