deadpuppies

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

you'd think that "inhuman thing that isn't a person but speaks like a person and talking to it will slowly drive you mad" would only be found in folktales and fables and so on. but no. chatgpt

women want tinctures potions elixirs salves balms concoctions brews tonics essences and so on

it’s so hard for me to listen to heartbroken/angry breakup songs by straight men bc no matter how good the song is i’ll be like i’m not sure if i fully believe you. let’s hear her side of the story.

Got my records from when I was young. That was fucked up. I did really well by getting to where I stand now. Also, psychotherapy that tries to normalize instead of empowering is chronicizing / perpetuating the illness

CBT taught me that I think wrong and my feelings are unjustified

we need to come up with a better term for bootlicking because i personally think licking someone's boots is a beautifully erotic & romantic gesture

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

i'd just like to make it publicly known i did some insane freak pervert shit last night and you should all be very jealous of me