Rachel

Any idiot can like something thats good. It takes a real genius to like things that suck ass

what a beautiful man but☝️he could be beautifuller... guards! cover that man in blood

He’s so pretty… I want him to be grievously injured

The first rule of Fight Club is that fights can neither be created nor destroyed

“sideburns are ugly” counterpoint theyre beautiful and sexy. reblog if you would fuck the pronouns out of that old man. is this anything

kevin smith didn’t have to make jay and silent bob lgbts but he did. he did it for us.

i would like to propose a new accessibility feature for movies where every time a brown-haired white man comes on screen they tell me which one he is

Director's cut? I'm just trying to enjoy the movie. His circumcision status is none of my business.

not enough fucked up little freak animals in the barbie movie. not enough busted ass capital-c Creatures. barbie god's™ mistakes.

No, no. I can have one more shot, I swear. I won’t start behaving like a flamboyantly gay pansy stock character in a pre-code film again. I swear. You can trust me. Darling, you must trust me.