why am I here?

i haven’t been on tumblr for a hot minute. did markiplier fuck ryan gosling?

You ever want to be a good friend but feel like you’re annoying while doing it but feel bad not doing it?

Girly, trust, you ain't the bad friend, I am, I'm just terrible at communicating and I've been feeling like shit because I keep on forgetting to take my meds

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

Sick!

Nice, it wandered upon my dash!

@markiplier

Oh god, I'm kinda stupid, I never actually read your username, I apologise

Okay but imagine they do get context and actually this tall spindly creature is extremely fragile, light as a feathers and not built for your gravity. On top of that, it lives a fraction of your lifespan and can barely hear.

It can barely hear, but if you're standing in front of it, it knows exactly where you are

Flu

Understandable, I hope you get better soon 😔

Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a liquified potentiality of chicken, and she looked at me for a while and then said, "but they’re both yellow."

[image: a lemon.]

Image descriptions that incidentally make the joke infinitely funnier.

It has no lungs, therefore fish

reblog to feed her notes

How is she doing this

If Adrian and Rocky have kids Grace is gonna be more emotional about it then both of them combined. Then he names them all after sonic the hedgehog characters.

@aroace-rylandgrace

which ao3 tag are you?

PLZ tell me theres fics of this out there?? yaLL??

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

^^^^^

!!!

I normally hate reblog bait but this one didn’t feel like a guilt trip

could have used this 8 hours ago