Magik NSFW alphabet (WE all need more magik x reader)
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Soooo needy , she loves whining and pouting and making you do all the damn work , clean up the sheets?Her legs aren’t working right now , sorry not sorry.
She wants you to turn the TV on?the remote goes flying at you.
She needs to clean herself up?You’re carrying her all the way into the bath , scrubbing her clean , and then carrying her all the way back to bed before she makes you fetch her favourite snacks and deliver them like a peasant to their queen.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
She’s absolutely obsessed with your face , she just adores the way your features twist at her touch , it fuels her with a certain sense of pride seeing someone with your levels of composure and patience turn into a mess for her.
Personally I feel like Illyana’s a bit insecure about herself , but her favourite part’s probably her jaw , it helps that you’re also a big fan of kissing everywhere on her , and I mean everywhere.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Her cum:I recently read a fic by @Knightslayer428 on AO3 about Illyana being a squirting , creaming mess and it was like speaking to Jesus H Christ himself , so yes , I will enforce this agenda , and yes , she will be a creamy , squirty mess , I will die on this hill.
Your cum(G!P reader?): she likes to scoop up a handful and taste it sometimes just to check in on your diet , if she doesn’t like the taste , you can guarantee she’ll be shoving plates fruit in front of you for the rest of the week
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
She gets really turned on at the sight of you being an awkward dork on the edge of the room when everyone’s having fun.
The sight of someone as imposing as you slouching in the doorframe whilst the gears in your head turn to properly fabricate a sentence for you to try to socialise is so adorable to her that she just wants to drag you off and milk you dry (She does do that occasionally).
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
This might sound weird but considering she’s never had any real romantic relationships combined with her trauma I kinda see Illyana as Demi-sexual?
This is probably just me but I feel like she’s gotta have a certain level of trust in someone to engage in intimacy with them , she’s not having casual shit in her life.
Plus , you’re really patient(And hot) and you two have been through literally everything together , from being awkward , hormonal 15-year olds becoming new mutant members to being formal X-men , she’s basically your best friend and your girlfriend at the same time.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
When she’s topping:Cowgirl , reverse cowgirl , face sitting , she’s happy with anyway she can bounce on , ride or otherwise drench you in her juices she’s happy.
When you’re on top:Missionary , mating press , You like seeing her face whilst she drenches the sheets , sometimes doggystyle if she wants you to be a bit rougher to fuck her frustrations away after a long day.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Kinda Goofy , you’re kind of clumsy when you get tired so she has plenty of things to laugh at , like when you accidentally elbowed her and promptly banished yourself to the floor as a punishment or when she dropped onto your face and bent your nose crooked with the weight of her ass(She’s got some mythical cake and you will appreciate it the same way I do).
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
I will say this once and once only , she’s a superhero , she’s going to be hairy , you’re both going to be hairy.
Neither of you have time to shave in between saving the world , she likes you hairy though , says it feels like a sexier version of the vietnam war.(I don’t know what I was thinking writing this sorry sorry sorry.).
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Depends heavily on mood , sometimes intimate , likes to take her time with you , but other times she’s going to demand you get rough , or she’ll straight up do it for you.
She’s absolutely in love with the way your face looks when you’re close to the edge , she loves to drag it out just to see your face stay like that for a few more seconds.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Only when you’re away and she knows you’re going to be gone for a while , if she’s really really missing you she’s 100% going to your room and humping your pillow or really anything that smells like you , she’s got her wants and needs , she wants you , and she needs to get off , if she can’t have you , she’ll take the closest thing.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Size-She loves how big and tall you are , in every way , when you hold hands and she feels your palm swallow her hand whole it gets her so soaked , or when she catches a glimpse of your stomach when your shirt hikes up it gets her feral , your cock is a big girl too and she loves it when you fill her up.
Praise-loves calling you her ‘big girl’ or generally talking to you like you’re a little puppy . cooing and stroking your cheek , the mothering does do wonders for your mommy issues though.
Marking-You both leave each other’s necks , shoulders and collarbone looking like a chew toy that’s been used for 10 years non-stop by a feral american bully , it’s her way of telling everyone else that you’re her’s , and only her’s
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Your room , her room , anywhere with a bit of privacy , or as much of it as you’re going to get in a mansion or living island of telepaths run by John Telepath himself.
Sometimes when she really really needs it you guys do it outside , but even then she’s kinda paranoid about it , looking over her shoulder like a twitchy kitten every few seconds.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
When you actually act like yourself instead of the usual stoic hero persona you put on for the others and the cameras , it makes her stomach feel like it’s full of butterflies , even if she’d never ever ever admit it to anyone , not even you , when you’re alone and you defend her and look at her with those eyes that she could just stare into all day she. The way your brows knitted and your nose scrunched up when you were frustrated or concentrated, the flex of your biceps when you stretched, those bands of muscles under your shirt coming out for her eyes to feast on when your shirt rode up.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Doesn’t like any bdsm or anything that hurts you or ner , doesn’t mind if occasionally you spank her whilst you hit it from the back , you spiraled really hard once when you accidentally slapped her way too hard and her cheek got bruised , you felt so fucking bad for it afterwards you went and splashed a bunch of money to take her out on a date and spoilt her just to make up for it.
Neither of you like the feeling of being tied up , just doesn’t feel right to the both of you , given your collective trauma and the mutual hatred of feeling powerless.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Doesn’t mind , will give you head if you’re feeling frustrated , or if she’s feeling cruel she’ll drag it out , make you beg and moan for her throat , she’s obsessed with the needy , desperate looks you give her whilst you babble at a 100 words a second , all of them unintelligible , desperate sounds escaping your lips.
She also loves having you eat her out , especially if she’s sitting on your face , it feels her with the strongest flavour of lust possible when she wraps her thighs around your head and you eat her out like a woman starved for days that just got dropped into the middle of a 5-star buffet.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Bit of both , truly depends on mood , sometimes she’d just grab you and drag you off , other times it’s all rose tinted lights , vanilla candles and the whole 9 miles. You can really tell I’m burning out writing ts bro I’m just typing sum random shit at this point might just continue tmrw.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Neutral , feels like it’s not really enough , just leaves her wanting more , but when you’re both busy with work and/or dealing with the bullshit of the world and universe , she’ll let you get away with a few 5-minute ‘talks’ in the bathroom or in some supply closet somewhere.
But sometimes , very rarely , she spends like an hour showing off for you , then set you a time limit for how long you have to make her cum with you , and if you fail , she leaves you hanging and saunters off to go be Magik somewhere else , leaving you slack-jawed and very very horny.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
She’s kinda a freak in the comics so probably , but she knows what she likes and she knows what you like , that’s enough to satisfy the queen of limbo herself , For now , that is , for now , you lucky shithead.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
She’s a chump , you can sue or shoot me in the streets for this , I don’t give a single flying fuck (ooooh this is tuff) , you slip one finger in and tug at her hair and she’s turning your lap into a slip n slide , bite at her neck whilst rubbing her through her shorts?Instant. Waterfall , even you guys dry-humping each other gets her to soak your boxers through most of the time , total , chump (Repeated for emphasis)
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Vibrator-uses it on herself when you’re not around , maybe letting you use it on her when she’s really needy , but that’s quite rare-pretty self explanatory.
Fleshlight(G!P reader)-She really likes the sense of cruel power that get straight to her head when she uses it on you , the way your brow furrows in frustration and strings of curses escapes those lips of yours just from such a simple toy never ceases to entertain her at the cost of your dignity , begging does sound particularly nice to her when it’s you doing it , though.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Very. I think you freaks all know enough about her to know what I mean by that , she’s freaked up to the max even in public , especially in public , actually , running a hand up your thigh and muttering all kinds of filth in that heavy accent of hers into your ear.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Illyana tends to try not be too loud , having grown up with you inside a mansion of mutants where the walls are like 100 years old , if it gets too much she’ll:
A)Kiss you
B)Bite the nearest part of you
C)Bite the nearest object
There are no alternatives , also I want her to bite me so bad.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Illyana definitely trains her gag reflex in secret with a dildo or something just for you.I don’t think I need to explain further.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
She’s a superhero , so she’s probably ripped and wayyyy more built then they made her look in the comics (I want MuscleMommy!Illyana so bad and this is NOT me projecting shush shush shush shush) , probably all black underwear , unless she’s spicing it up down there for her special someone(you)(Lucky bastard).
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
She’s not thinking about it every second , but if she’s frustrated or she notices you getting upset/hurt in a fight the feeling comes up , or rather the heat pools low in her belly (Never really understood this term tbh , lowk doesn’t make sense)
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Very Quickly , give her a mattress , a blanket and put her in your arms after a productive night and evening and she’s out like a light in 5 minutes or maybe even less if the pillow’s cold.
Also Illyana 100% listens to paramore sue me bitch
