hihi ig i have to make an intro post since i have like *checks blog* more than 2 followers
This blog is mostly just me yapping abt wtv comes to my mind and being the funniest person I can be :3
(putting it all under the keep reading tab so it doesn't take up my whole screen lol)
Name(s): Frog, Stew, Dawn, literally any name you can think of that you think I'll respond to, that fucker with the face, Autistic Frog, 42
Age: 1234567890 years old (minor)
Pronouns: they/them
Genderqueer/nonbinary sapphic
Fandoms: Iron Lung, Project Hail Mary, Dandy's World, tadc, Riordanverse, silk song and crk by association (dont ask, its complicated), Murder Drones, kog
I am Shelly Fossilan's #1 fan, she is literally me and I am literally her (we're both autistic)
*edit* chat stop adding to tag games ty T-T (ilysm but i get tagged in like 2 games a day) *edit edit* its oki now, ive stopped being tagged every 3 hours
basic DNI criteria, and if I see you interacting with me or someone I know in a way I find uncomfy, I will block you w/ zero hesitation
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when applied to drinks, "dry" means "without sugar". therefore it follows that sugary drinks can be called "wet". the meanings of the terms "hot" and "cold" when applied to drinks are obvious. thus the aspect of any drink can be determined.
for instance, green tea, freshly steeped and served without additives, is hot and dry, and therefore has an aspect of fire.
a mocha, on the other hand, while hot, is sweet, and therefore wet, and thus has an an aspect of air.
lemonade, which is wet and cold, has a water aspect.
finally, the drink which most epitomizes the earth aspect, being both cold and dry, is vodka
guys you gotta understand. eva and grace are like very emotionally attached and love each other very much and are attached at the hip to the point that its weirder that its 100% platonic. its not even friends with benefits, there's no romance, no sex, just two mentally unstable people tasked with saving the world
edit: this is a proud aroace stratt and grace propaganda post, this is about their emotionally codependent queer platonicness
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Ants have invaded my bedroom even though I donβt keep any unsealed food or water in here and the cats arenβt even trying to kill them theyβre just watching
you might have stolen my ants, i have my house has an ant problem and i definitely have food trash in my room bc i cant be bothered to care but lo and behold, no ants in my room
"my great grandmother who survived 3 wars and raised 10 children by herself while working in a factory watching me go to therapy because my parents yelled at me" ok but your great grandmother was also miserable. maybe your great grandmother would be happy you try your best to not be miserable
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A/U where everyone is COI cept Simon cause his life has to suck
COI scientist Grace: You can stay with me if you want I know the people in the barracks aren't exactly kind to you.
Convict Simon: Really? What do you want in exchange?
COI scientist Grace: Well, it would be nice to have someone warm my bed.
Convict Simon: ...
COI scientist Grace: Yeah, I'm getting older, and the cold is really starting to get to me. I used to have a heater setup, but apparently, it's a "fire hazard" and a waste of fuel.
Convict Simon: ...you know you can just say I can stay in exchange for sex you don't need to beat around the bush.
COI scientist Grace: I'm not, and I don't need that from you. I'm just sick of freezing every night.
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Convict Simon: Okay you weren't lying I can literally see my own breath.
COI scientist Grace: I told you this place is an icebox.
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The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.