‘420SLVT’

sometimes you just have to smile and move on when one of your mutuals is trying to convince you that the most standard issue boring man you've ever seen is even vaguely fuckable

what’s the mood for july?

IM SO SICK OF BEING TREATED LIKE A CHILD & THEN EXPECTED TO ACT LIKE AN ADULT

i lied. put your clothes back off, I do actually like sex

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

everybody wanna be a anarchist nobody wants to change ‘diapers’ …everybody wanna be a anarchist nobody wants to go thru their pantry and donate things they know they dont need as much as a stranger etc etc like it’s not like ive never met actual anarchist who do good but 99% of the time they r not on social media and if they are they arent being weird about other leftist actually helping their communities like a lot of u see the label and imagine urself like standing on a flipped car thats on fire waving around a pistol while rock music plays but do u have the guts to wash a disabled person? could u care for another person if they were injured at a protest? do you even know how to do cpr…?

so you're telling me the fifa world cup is all men? its all men's teams? and so is the superbowl? and all the sports teams that states are known for and make copious amounts of merch for are also men's teams? and only 5 women have ever entered formula one since its inception in 1950 and only two of them were able to compete? and this is normal? its acceptable?

nothing a cigarette and a blunt and some vodka and calling my senate and researching moral ocd and destroying all of my interpersonal relationships and acting on the urges and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

i just want to fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck

Im very fond of butches and hashbrowns