Oohhhhhh ssshhhiiittt Donnie gifs ****swooonnss***💜💜💜💜 gifs credited to @betelgeusessonajblog

Spending time with your turtle bae couldn’t be more fun, and he is beyond excited to share the enjoyment of his favorite activity with you.

Donnie 

-You go to a local Sci-Fi convention -It’s his first time going to one…obviously -And he is beyond excited -Has the whole day planned out, knows each table and event that he wants to hit -He is pretending to be in costume -Elated that he is able to walk around amongst humans freely without causing a panic -‎Also, sooo much Sci-fi! -‎He is geeking out big time -Points and gasps at pretty much everything, eyes filled with pure joy -‎Holds your hand, squeezing it a little due to nerves -‎His enormous green hand swallows yours up -Draws A LOT of attention, he was expecting this -‎Gets stopped by everyone and their brother for pictures -Tries hard not to laugh when people compliment him on how realistic his “makeup” and “prosthetics” are -‎He’s a terrible actor -‎His ruse would be transparent -‎If not for the impossibility of there actually being giant mutant turtle men -‎When asked what he is, he says that he’s an OC -‎Came up with an elaborate backstory for his “character” -‎He’s part of an alien turtle race from Voltron -‎Had Mikey draw a picture of him to show people as a reference -‎You’re both exhausted by the time you get back to the Lair -‎But god do you look amazing in your Princess Allura costume -‎Pulls you into a kiss -‎It only escalates from there -‎You’re the perfect Princess Allura -‎Costume stays ON

Leo -Sword fighting -Using bamboo swords…because safety first -‎Insists you wear padding as well -‎Gives you a quick overview of the history of sword fighting -‎Has a chalkboard with visuals depicting various stances -‎Mikey helped with drawing them…he did most if it -‎There’s one drawing that looks especially wonky -‎That’s the one Leo did -‎After a while you’re feeling confident in your new sword fighting abilities -You tell him to show no mercy -Psssht, he’s not doing that -‎Agrees, but is definitely holding back -‎He wants to teach you to do his art well, but not at the cost of hurting you -‎You call him “Sensei” -Hoo boy, does he ever like that -You pin him to the ground, he raises his hands in surrender -‎"I have been defeated, failing my master…Now there is nothing left for me to do, but end it all!“ -‎He says, purposefully mismatching his words and lip movements -‎*Kill Bill siren goes off* -‎Proceeds to commit bamboo sword seppuku -‎You drop to your knees -‎WHYYY??? He was so young! -‎You cling to him -‎"Leonardo…you will never know this, but…I was never your enemy. The truth is…I’ve always loved you!” You exclaim, clutching him as tears roll down your cheeks. -‎You also commit bamboo sword seppuku -‎Collapsing dramatically on top of Leo -‎HYCCK BLARGH -‎Mikey and Raph were your audience -Erupt into uproarious applause -‎A single tear escapes Raph’s eye -‎End scene -Raph and Mikey leave -‎But what’s that?! It turns out that you faked your own deaths! Plot twist. -‎Time for some fun on the tatami mat

Raph  -You take him on a midnight trip to your 24 hour gym -Lock all the doors, cover the windows, and put up a sign that reads: “Closed for Renovations” -Just in case -You also bring along a memory wiping device graciously provided by Donnie -To take care of those pesky security cameras -Raph is so pumped to get pumped -‎All he has at the Lair are free weights and a bench press -Sooo many new toys -‎Doesn’t know where to start -Like a kid at Christmas -Loads up a machine with a ridiculous amount of weight and tells you to lift it -Doesn’t understand why you can’t do it, that’s nothing…for him -Perhaps it’s best you workout separately -‎You’re doing squats -‎Huston, we have a problem -He was in the middle of doing heavy bicep curls -‎Almost dropped the barbell on his feet -‎He’s too distracted, needs to wait until you’re done before he continues -“Staph wit tha squats, I’m havin’ a problem concentratin’ ovah here!” -Fitspo selfie time -At first, he wants nothing to do with that -But after you take a few pictures -Suddenly he’s mister Arnold Classic with the cheesy flexing poses -‎You ask him if he wants to do cardio, maybe the treadmill -‎He offers a different suggestion for cardio -‎You both adjourn to the shower room

A/N: This has been sitting in my drafts for a looooooooong time ;) Enjoy, my lil pervs <3

🔞Disclaimer: This story is dramatically explicit, read at your own caution. All characters are consenting adults. MINORS, GO AWAY. 

Life is mercilessly unpredictable. 

Every so often we end up in situations we’re not sure how we got in. 

This is how Y/N feels right now. 

Fingers so light, so skilled, you’re trembling and he has yet to sink into your tight heat.

Leo

Hmm, well, shit. He knows you wanted to get closer to Broadway and all its hotspots, but DAMN is it small. He thought you were joking at first, but then he saw how your bedroom was also your living room and how the kitchen was so small and how the fuck is he supposed to get into the bathroom if he needs it??!?!? … Prepare to receive a lot of invitation to come to the Lair during the first months. But as time goes by and he gets accustomed to it, he will most certainly learn to appreciate how cozy it is for the both of you and he will definitely try to bring little touches, decoration-wise, with things that will remind you of him!

Raph

He feels like he just entered a shop filled with fine glass and porcelain and WHAT THE FUCK BABE, ARE YOU CRAZY ?!? Although he really likes your choice to live in the heart of New York, he never truly realized how living close to paradise could equal living in hell. He feels like just turning around will knock everything, but you reassure him that you’ve thought about him and your first plan when moving here is to make this place Raph Safe™ ! Retractable bed, so that you both may have more place to move around. TV hanged on the wall so you don’t need some furniture to make it stand on. No fragile objects out in the open (you never liked that, anyway). You want him to feel comfortable and happy whenever he comes visit (and he definitely will).

Donnie

Thud. That’s the first sound you heard when he got in and banged his head against a doorframe. Dammit, you didn’t mean to laugh, but that was adorable as HECK. You knew Donatello was tall, but now it seemed to be amplified when inside your new apartment! He don’t really know how to feel about it. It’s like you’re freakin’ Harry Potter living under the stairwell, URG. BUT!!!! He’s already starting to get ideas about fancy gadgets you could add to this place in order to make things easier and more accessible. He also definitely enjoy that you now have a place for yourself and he will always come find you whenever you feel too alone, scared, sad or if he just wants to avoid his bros for a lil’ while (gotta relax the brain at some point).

Mikey

I would like to thank @duzmachines95 and @fear-the-antiverse for sharing the video which has enabled me to make the best gif set I will ever make.

- dove

- love

- princess

- sweetheart

- munchkin

People in my life “You want to fuck what?”

Oh dayum, anon, that’s like asking me to choose a favorite child HAHAHA !There’s so many good blogs ! But I’ll list those I always go check because the content is GOLD !(Also, warning, there’s some NSFW/18+ stuff)

@fear-the-antiverse (Good RP skills DAYUM)

@jessie-merrow (feeling lusty? GO RIGHT THERE FAM)

@sultrysirens (god-tier fanfic YES. –btw, go check her Patreon, as soon as I get some loose money I’m so gonna throw some bucks in there HELL YEH)

@zzipa (art god right there and the humor is on POINT)

@waterstar2016 and @catchoow (good HCs and I like to scroll through their blogs once in a while *clap*)

and so many, many, MANY more! Right now my brain is poo as I’m busy with the screening events, getting flabbergasted by how good the music I composed sounds freaking great in a huge theater room and just crying with my friends because I’m so proud of them xD