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we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

gen z is trying to cancel the mysterious and horrible obelisk im building at the edge of town

they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

no I am not "ontologically evil." this is a practiced skill that I actively fostered, it took work to get to be this evil, stop discrediting my efforts.

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

They introduced a roaming minotaur to my local public library which really adds a lot of fear to the whole place

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies

how to be gentle with yourself when you have the curse

[guy who has been holding an insane amount of tension in his body for a week straight] bro why do I feel so awful

Reblogging this three times in a row? Take a deep breath and take care of yourself!

man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)