4000 BIRDS

will never forget when i worked in a fast food joint. some customer wrote like “86 cherries” on their mobile order, as like a pretentious way of say no cherries, but the store was run by a bunch of high schoolers who are working their first job so they collectively went “why the fuck does this guy want 86 fucking cherries” and like piled them onto his milkshake

so when i made this i didn’t expect ANY notes so i feel like an asshole now for not explaining. so incase you check the notes, 86 in restaurant terms means “unavailable or out of stock” but has kinda morphed into “omit” or “leave out”. but none of us had worked in a restaurant before, also why would you not just say “no cherries” it’s the same amount of characters to type

“If she’s your girl then why she-” we’re polyamorous. she’s our girl. kiss me bro

if you ever feel safe please remember that im out there

he's unironically 100% correct and i will hear nothing against him

"autism hungry feed it x" is the best phrase ever. autism hungry feed it 12 hours of behind the scenes content. autism hungry feed it 40 wikipedia articles. i could go on forever

Keep seeing pronoun positivity posts is about he/they and she/theys. That's cool and all but this one's for the she/hes. If you're a she/he I love you and you can take as much mint as you want from our garden

Is this a positivity post or a secret cry for help? OP, how bad is the mint situation?

It's both the mint situation is fucking severe

if handed a piece of paper what sort of doodle is your instinctive go-to