hi friends!

when a car that's busted up doesn't use their turn signal. did you learn anything

he looks like if mister beast pursued politics instead of youtube

so funny how the older u get ur like how the fuck on gods green earth did people used to manage all th- ahhh.. i need one of these wives everybody keeps talking about..

"how was X so successful and productive and achieving?" wife feeding and clothing and cleaning and shopping and parenting for them and also probably booking appointments and personal receptionist work. AND stimulant abuse. and shes supposed to suck you off whenever. id kill him too #feminists

farcille isn't "toxic yuri." nothing remotely toxic about them, they both treat each other with a great deal of care and affection and respect. just because marcille is willing to do forbidden necromancy and arguably cannibalism for her wife doesn't make her toxic that's just what you do for a woman with broad shoulders

this is how lesbians text when you’re trying to figure out where to go for dinner

manga writers eloquently depicting the most realistic representation of transmisogyny without elaborating: 🤫

what if his name had been alexander graham smell

actualy we call it the telephone not the bellphone so i guess this doesn't lead us to a society where it is a smell phone. buuuuut on the other hand his company would have been called smell. smell labs. pacific smell. that's pretty good

While you sit there being excited about your video games, I'm watching Iran bomb Tel Aviv again

The pervert lesbian is wearing a floral print bikini and has managed to awkwardly insert the saying "stop and smell the flowers" into your conversation 6 times in an hour