hi friends!

This is just what it's like trying to visit someone in a city in upstate new york

currently thinking abt ted or whatever his name is

can anyone find the satiric newspaper headline that might have been something other than the onion that was along the lines of “‘This Is More Relevant/Timely Than Ever,’ Says Theater Company About to Put on Oldass Play Worse Than Has Ever Been Done Before”

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?

none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby

i dont know how you people can listen to eminem after he fucked up being a second century warlord so badly

if you have even the slightest amount of muscle on your upper arms sleeveless t-shirts start making a lot more sense

hate when a place is closed on sundays. why are you christian..? 😐

there are songs i hear and go “man there is no way anyone actually listens to this” and then you hear it on the radio 300 times a day and the album is nominated for a grammy and there are fans who spend every dollar they have on merch and concert tickets to sold out stadiums of people who all love that song. and you wonder if maybe you’re the one who’s wrong but then you hear it again and decide that nope, you’re right and everyone else has lost their minds