The Life of this Zombie

holy mother of turnout…

This essentially feels like a horror movie to me.. The sharp zoom, that unthinkable turnout… And she knows it’s good. Her hand is practically gesturing ‘bitch, my leg is marvelous’.

Dancer: Venus Villa

this pains me physically

THAT COMMENT ^ it is like a horror movie, i can just hear the sharp string music

I WANT.

I MUST FIND THIS.

MUST MAKE THIS.

ITS SO CUTE I HAVE TO REBLOG IT AGAINN

I WANNA BE THIS KIND OF PARENT

#i was surprised this didnt end in some sort of murder #i’ve been on tumblr too long

*tumblr collectively laughs*

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.

person annoying you? refill their bladder

my snake don’t want habit unless you’ve got rabbits mulan protagonist

That’s the antagonists you moron