the spiciest boy

If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

yall gotta be nicer about m/f  bc sometimes u guys like the blandest gay sutff ive ever seen in my life

gonna add onto this you all gotta stop acting like m/f is just cishet when bisexual people exist and straight trans people exist.

last add on alot of m/f ships of poc or white/poc ship are constantly downplayed for bland white m/m or f/f ships

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

Came up to me the other day, the middle of his pants totally soaked, and said “mama, I’m having a situation called ‘I peed in my pants.’”

I don’t think I even told you guys about the six months he spent saying “fuck” instead of “truck.”

"What bathroom are you going in?" Bitch excuse me what business is that of yours??? I work in a place that is KNOWN for its queer acceptance policies and this was literally straight out of a sensitivity training scenario. Except I can't say shit because I'm on the clock.

the older I get the more dog I become

obsessed with being given affection and being told im doing a good job... losing my damn mind every time I get to go for a nice walk

TERRIFIED of the doorbell

This post is like reading an inscription carved into a bathhouse wall during Pompeii’s last days