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yaoi between two beautiful knights who keep ending up fighting each other but it turns out both of them are pretending to be men in order to be knights so its actually secret beautiful butch yuri. picture this

one is the handsome gentlemanly princely type with long hair riding on a white horse that all the ladies fawn over, the other is the badass grim bulky type with scars and a scowl and a big ass broadsword who always aura farms in the corner of the tavern alone

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

AT THE BLOOD DONATION CENTER.. THEYRE TAKING MY SHIT THEYRE TAKING MY SHIT THEYRE TAKING MY SHIT

My donor number has 69 in it.. heheh

Once i got into a genuine fight with a friend cuz they thought i was problematic for saying dating a neanderthal would be cool

Like to be clear they considered it BESTIALITY

I love you characters who try so hard to avoid becoming one specific thing that they end up becoming something arguably worse. I love you characters with backwards development. I love you characters whose ideals dissolve over time. I love you characters who start out bright-eyed and end their stories with several important pieces missing.