slim shady

i hate the canon too

14/04/2023, 1:08am. i’ve decided to ruin my life and start reading choices.

can we bring back jesper’s hair from season 1? i just love the little curly bits at the front.

did we collectively just forget the fact that mal got kidnapped in season two. and then he just, came back? like five minutes later.

omw to reread the entirety of the grisha-verse books

had a thought about catws, do you think steve put on his world war 2 suit because he hoped that bucky would remember it?

thinking about how in a servant of two masters (s4:ep6) agravaine literally puts the piece of merlin’s jacket over camelot on the map. right in front of arthur. arthur, who is the physical embodiment of camelot, and merlin’s jacket, OVER camelot.

i’m watching the eye of the phoenix (s3:ep8) and i need to talk about this. grettir, even though he only shows up once is probably one of the best characters in the show. the way he literally calls merlin about having magic infront of gwaine (there’s no way that gwaine didn’t know about merlins magic), and laughs about morgana trying to kill arthur. he should have been in more episodes. like can you imagine him showing up in the impenetrable forest in the dark tower (s5:ep6) and just chatting with the lads about gwaine’s silly little apple pie dream. idk i just wished we’d seen more of him.

i need to see more people boosting the fireman! steve agenda.

are we just going to ignore arthur and morgana in season one?

do i skip most of merlin just to get to gwaine? yes. yes i do