one day i will. then you’ll see. you will all fucking see
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one day i will. then you’ll see. you will all fucking see
this is the funniest reply everyone else go home
Wаnnа liск Santa pussy? Cliск 0n tехt!
real shit?
Merry Christmas Eve everyone

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last christmas we bought a fake christmas tree and the guy behind the counter said to my dad ‘are you going to put it up yourself?’ and my dad said ‘dont be disgusting… im going to put it in the living room’
emotionally I’m in crisis bc I don’t know which one I believe is more truthful… this is like coming across the two-faced god who asks you which face is lying..
…I mean, if I was an elephant, that’s exactly what I would do.
“Come on lads it’s time to fucking uuuhhh step on some things”
is this that Smashing Pumpkins band
You all act like this is weird but this is exactly what humans do with crunchy leaves and other smooshable things.
Those elephants look so happy to smoosh those pumpkins
Take joy in the little things, folks.
The cat playing Salem in Chilling Adventures of Sabrina walks the red carpet.

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The cat playing Salem in Chilling Adventures of Sabrina walks the red carpet.
I just learned the origin of pink lemonade and I need you all to hear this.
So this dude selling concessions at a circus back in like 1857 ran out of lemonade and he needed water to make more, but there wasn’t a stream or water pump, BUT the BAREBACK HORSE RIDER had just washed her pink tights in a bucket of water, staining the water pink. So, being the enterprising fella he was, dude just threw in the lemons and sugar and told everyone it was special strawberry lemonade. Well, the circus patrons saw pink lemonade and thought, “That’s fucking amazing!” and he ended up selling twice as much lemonade than usual.
To reiterate.
This dude sold people sweaty horse crotch water and it was so popular it became an Actual Fucking Thing.
DELICIOUS.
Thats pussy babe!
hey here’s something I learned only today despite being a lifelong Harry Potter reader
Hagrid is 12 fucking feet tall
people are having a laugh at me for not knowing this but can you blame me? i thought “really tall” was like… 8-9 feet maximum. 12 feet is a fucking lot
Soooo…uhh…
…let’s talk about this.
I feel like—we—we definitely need to talk about this.
Okay I’ve taken these comments into account…
…and I’ve made a new scale.
You’re not going to like it.
You’re really not going to like it.
…That can’t…possibly be right…

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Halloween is just around the corner!
so uh i might have cried into my pint of ice cream at an entire squad of past elphabas and glindas singing For Good together for the Wicked 15th anniversary concert
happy halloween! here is a ghost duet
I love this so much. I always play it when it comes on

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my homophobic grandma just ranted about how there isn’t a single gay person with a good fashion sense, and then proceeded to tell me, a lesbian, that everyone ought to dress like me
there’s literally no doubt in my mind that the entirety of the San Junipero episode of Black Mirror was based on this picture and that is….fine tbh