ratboy

headcanon that wesper will randomly lick each other to annoy each other

tired of suave and smooth jesper. give me awkward and flustered jesper

i love the fact that seemingly we as a fandom have decided that jesper and anika have hooked up at least once (no romantic feelings attached tho)

headcanon that whenever the crows all meet up they have an unspoken game of who can pickpocket the most from each other without getting caught. when it’s time to say goodbye they all gather around and hand out what they got back to whoever they got it from

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again: jesper loves being the little spoon

i know they obviously were in completely different situations, but do you think jesper and inej ever bonded over people only wanting them for their bodies?

i just know occam’s razor hates to see kaz brekker coming

do you think jesper ever instinctually and/or absentmindedly calls a kid “little rabbit” and then has to take a good five minutes to process the crushing grief that is immediately catapulted onto him?

yall i bought a new set of dice and they’re clear and each have a little plastic crow set inside them and i ADORE them

headcanon that colm can play the bagpipes but he will never tell jesper (he has nightmares of a hyperactive eight year old jesper running around the farm playing a stolen bagpipe deafeningly loudly)

something about the way that jesper looks exactly like his mother but with his father’s eyes and wylan looks exactly like his father but with his mother’s hair…