ratboy

i just know occam’s razor hates to see kaz brekker coming

do you think jesper ever instinctually and/or absentmindedly calls a kid “little rabbit” and then has to take a good five minutes to process the crushing grief that is immediately catapulted onto him?

yall i bought a new set of dice and they’re clear and each have a little plastic crow set inside them and i ADORE them

headcanon that colm can play the bagpipes but he will never tell jesper (he has nightmares of a hyperactive eight year old jesper running around the farm playing a stolen bagpipe deafeningly loudly)

something about the way that jesper looks exactly like his mother but with his father’s eyes and wylan looks exactly like his father but with his mother’s hair…

six of crows au where everything is the same except the crows all have really thick stereotypical new york italian mafia accents

headcanon that once jesper learns his power is helping his shooting skills, he re-learns how to shoot without his power helping at all. he says it’s in case something happens to his power and he needs to shoot, but really, it’s just a pride thing. he wants to be able to say he’s the best shooter in ketterdam without feeling like he’s cheating with his power’s advantage

my favorite thing to headcanon is that jesper becomes the most dorkiest sappiest affectionate person once he and wylan are together

au where jesper secretly learns kaelish to surprise his father (the first time he speaks kaelish to colm, they both end up crying)

headcanon that wesper will just lay completely on top of each other, full bodyweight and everything. the first time nina saw jesper full-boneless-blanket onto wylan she was very concerned wylan would get squished (without moving from where he had tucked himself under wylan’s chin, jesper just mumbled “no, he likes it”, to which wylan nodded) (nina shrugged and moved on though she was still a little bewildered by it all)

got a darker shore today and it’s SO good but i will say i wish there was more wesper content :(

jesper fahey is SO gifted kid burnout coded