Anybody else love making coffee and doing fuck all

woah mama they trapped me in the amber

#ratatouille

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.

a girl who is a noir detective man and a guy who is a femme fatale

black mold and lead can’t affect me because i’m pure of heart

asbestos knows i’m really really cool and will let me do whatever

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it