the problem with personality tests and other similar quizzes is that they assume you know things about yourself. Which is simply not true

platonically shooting my friendshot hoping I don't get acquaintance-zoned

when ur so so so so so so sleepy and then u fall asleep...... delicious

your level of education means nothing if you never learned any compassion

under my benevolent dictatorship everyone will be in their jammies at 7pm. because that'sjammy time

Girl who is about to tell you the saddest fucking thing you've ever heard in your life: Okay so funny story actually, when I was a kid-

The answer to your problems is self-discipline

I hate when people act like there’s an age limit on fun, excitement, whimsy, silliness, new experiences, finding love, making mistakes, or literally doing anything other than being an NPC drone who has a corporate job and 2.4 kids like sorry you’re a boring bitch but some people continue to live life beyond the age of 30

you’re not ugly your hair is just greasy

salvador dali that wild son of a gun he loved Bendy clocks

choosing to be kind when you grew up surrounded by angry people is one of the coolest things you can do