iron man is a canon mcu religion

it's a chinese virus created by communists and some divorced american scientist discovers it and tries to warn the white house but nobody listens until cases start appearing in europe so he's recruited by the government to find a cure but his ex wife and daughter are not in quarantine so he gets into fights with another pretentious scientist who wants all the credit. when the country is in shambles and all third world countries are destroyed he leaves the government to be with his family that's in a oversaturated hospital and at the end a nurse -the only relevant woman in the movie- finds a cure and falls in love with him.

i wish people would stop romanticizing not eating breakfast and not getting enough sleep and being dependent on coffee to function and always being in a bad mood and treating yourself poorly because that behavior is very unhealthy for you

especially amongst students it seems to be a competition on who had the least amount of sleep or ate the least or didnt do their work. stop it!!! go to bed and eat breakfast!!!! seriously it isnt cute please be nice to yourself

Taika Waititi accepting his BAFTA by saying that it's nice to come from a colony to Britain and steal some of their gold and bring it back to where it belongs is a level of iconic behavior that is unparalleled

I love how irrelevant tumblr is. like no celebrities on here, no colleagues or family on here, no one’s famous off tumblr or making money, tbh no ones even updating the site like is there even any staff? who knows? it’s bliss

So do you think the Mandalorian could take off his helmet in front of his son? Like if they’re alone in the ship together now that The Child is officially his kid can he take the helmet off?

truly if the world was fair je pourrais parler en franglais et tout le monde comprendrais. quand est ce qu'ils inventent these universal translators or whatever it was called in star trek

To be honest, le monde est trop weak pour le franglais

i dont speak french, por qué mierda i can understand this and why y'all pueden entender esto if you don’t speak español? los idiomas are weird.

okay real pourquoi on continue de speak english alors

the nature of mankind è che sometimes qualcuno reinvents esperanto

tony stark after endgame: hey guys. i’m sure some of you have seen my emails and i just wanted to say that i have decided to deactivate and leave this avengers thing for good. i have loved every interaction i have made but i won’t have the time to do it anymore since i will be dedicating my time to bring a housewife and