koi

Megan thee stallion needs a girlfriend/wife and that’s the only solution. Any man she’s ever been seen with in the public eye has played in her face. A bitch like me would wear a CHASITY BELT for Megan until she got back home to ME

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

I habe some bad news

BOTH TOWERS?

people who don't use or spend time on tumblr don't really understand how solid this place is for creatives and how we could be living in artist utopia if they fully undid the nsfw ban. the tag system? the dashboard? the silly anons who will send you the most insane sentences known to mankind? having your very old, shitty art make the rounds again because somebody finds value from it and wants to show their friends? no other place even comes close

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

"this situation cannot possibly be improved by me opening my stupid mouth" is perhaps the most important thought that it's possible to have

can i get paid handsomely for wtiting stupid bullshit no one even cares about

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

i’m giving up personhood to become a full-time abstract concept

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there