Queen

you’re someone’s dream person

Truthfully the most precious thing I have ever had the privilege to repost.

This makes my heart so happy. ❤️❤️❤️

This needs all of the reblogs.  All of them.

idk if this is funny or scary

reblogging for that gif

Not gonna not reblog this….

The drawings are a necessary addition. (Gargle shower and fireplace showers still best)

*muffled screams*

I had to

you know how in some video games you’ll get an animal companion that follows you every where? i thought it was cute until it started happening IRL with this fucking dog. My parent’s dog literally follows me everywhere and when i’m not moving he just sits there and either looks at me or sleeps. i went to take a shower and he fell asleep outside the bathroom door waiting for me. like go the fuck away. go away!! 

i have never read anything so ungrateful in my lifetime

the only topic i am 100% a centrist about is cats vs dogs because they’re both good and theres no argument they both love you so dont fight

I always read FAQ as fack and I don’t plan on changing this

i just witnessed a fucking Murder. and it was Brutal

“When the weather gets cold in a few months you will complain about it then, so enjoy this heat” I will bitch about it now, I will bitch about it then, I will bitch about everything there is ever to bitch about, because guess what, Im a bitch

I’m laughing so hard at this post right now omg.

Perfection.

I love it