my void #myvoid

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

my excessive use of commas and my love of run on sentences is alluring and attractive to my readers

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

mwah is a very important word

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

I'm allowed to be a little parasocial because I am famously normal

good morning everyone it's time to be tortured to insanity and then of course tortured for being insane

it’s so hard for me to not doxx myself every single day btw. my oversharer’s spirit is being stifled by internet safety

(Rupicola rupicola)

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

i love explaining the etymology of the word "rickroll" because the story starts with "ok, so at one point 4chan applied a filter to everyone's posts that changed the word egg to duck"