help girl, my brains rotting

yeah, sure, it was the "power of friendship" that defeated you, and not my super cool "mega bone explosions" spell that I worked really hard on, whatever idiot

it is not scientifically possible to know the name of a basketball player

we just don’t know

there’s no way to know a basketball players name

i’m not even sure basket ball players have names

no body has ever known the name of a basketball player

i wish there was a way to easily identify a basketball player but there is no way to know the name of a basketball player. it’s just not possible

we just don’t know

open tumblr, see something that pisses me off, write a snarky post, delete it, write a slightly more earnest post, edit it for 5 minutes, delete it, close tumblr

does anyone else remember when michaels (art supply company) accidentally made omegle again

when they What

i love seeing best friends goofing around in public. i love seeing couples laughing together. i love seeing little kids walking hand in hand with their parents. i love seeing dogs running happily back to their owners. i love seeing closeness and positive relationships, and knowing all that love is out there

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way

it must feel good as fuck to walk on the surface tension of water as a bug

in the age of repression and purity culture, getting more perverted is the only morally correct course of action

Starting a new religion. I'm not sure about the belief system yet, but the temples need to include obstacle courses of dangerous death traps that need to keep working for at least 2,000 years.