i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

[curls up into a ball] I can see why pillbugs use this move

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

just stressed myself out until i died

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

I MISS SOMETHING I NEVER HAD

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

If we were tectonic plates would you grind against me be honest

“nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because everyone wants to kill themselves

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

idk who needs to hear this, but your partner should be making your life better and easier than it is on your own. if your partner is making your life harder, they're constantly stressing you out, if they're not showing up for you? babe you gotta leave, life is so short and we only get one, so don't spend it with someone who makes you feel bad about your life, you deserve so much better than that