Don't touch me

Can we just take a moment to appreciate Tyler Joseph's dimples please?

cute lil babies

So i went on a date to a haunted house and made friends with the girls behind us. As we’re going through, one of them is holding my hand and a guy leaps out and separates us. I panic as my date is pulling me along, I reach back for her and grab her hand in a group of three other performers and start getting out if there. After a bit I look back to check on her and I discover I’m holding the hand of a six foot tall zombie creature and not a 5'2" girl.

Yes, I screamed. My date thought it was Hilarious.

every time i blindly slide the usb-c cable against the lip of my ipad looking for the tiny charge port, metal scraping against metal in my dark bedroom

lots of hugs

Finally it’s back on my dash again and I’m still in awe.