waiting for something to happen?

oh me? I lost my penis when I ignored the "Don't touch the machinery" sign. you know how it is

nearly ran a redlight thinking about >penis ripped off by penis gnomes on my way home from work

putting this post on every machine from now on thank you

Penwas :(

black mackerel tabby with high white spotting

smirking bastard with grievous grin

maintaining relationships with people is so difficult for no good reason. what are you supposed to do when you miss someone and want to talk to them more? Say you miss them and that you want to talk to them more? That's all bullshit

so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

Kind of a lilypad. Refrog.

i should text him back

SASUKE UCHIHA??

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

What does it mean....