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bob woke up and chose violence on this day
the sequel tho
There’s a theory that early Europeans started saying “brown one” or “honey-eater” instead of “bear” to avoid summoning them, and similarly my friend has started calling Alexa “the faceless woman” because saying her true name awakens her from her slumber
English has an avoidance register used in the presence of certain respected animals, which sounds fancy until you realize it’s spelling out w-a-l-k and t-r-e-a-t in front of the dog.
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Icelandic folklore requires you avoid saying the names of evil whales, otherwise you’ll draw their attention.
Yall have evil whales?
what if we took polaroids of each other and then i kept one of you,,, and you kept one of me,, and we put them in the back of our phone cases,,,, just a thought,,
Curious Polar bear (Ursus maritimus) standing upright and looking through porthole into the kitchen of arctic expedition ship M/S Stockholm in Svalbard, Spitsbergen, Norway by Andy Rouse
Hahaha that’s great. By the way, this is the picture of him with his head in.

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I think as adults with our own living spaces it's important to have your friends over periodically for a sleepover. And i mean a real sleepover. Staying up late to watch movies with junkfood and popcorn and then going to bed only to stay up even later talking in the dark and laughing because you're so exhausted that everything's funny but you still don't want to fall asleep.
if golf and football switched commentators 😂
I just lost 3 years of my life
UNMUTE THIS OH MY GOD
This would immesurably improve both sports.
Lmao I just realized I can prove that reality shifting isn’t real with one single experiment
So reality shifters claim that they are able to enter other realities in their sleep. They claim that these realities and the people in them are just as real as our universe.
To get to these realities, they write a script in which they describe the details of the world (”desired reality” or “DR” they wish to enter), their own ideal physical appearance in their DR, and, most crucially, their friends, family, and backstory that meshes with their DR. They are able to create entire people, including themselves, easily in the script (this is an important point for later). They claim that this “scripting” process works because there are infinite realities, so the one they describe has to exist in the multiverse somewhere (a claim refuted by virtually all well-known scientists).
So here’s my experiment. I want a reality shifter to script and enter a universe where any of the unsolved Millenium Prize Problems–famous unsolved math problems with a solving award of one million dollars–have been solved.
I want them to script that they meet the person who solved one of the problems, and that the person gives them an explanation of their methods along with the most succinct possible answer to the problem that was solved.
If reality shifting is real, and you are, in fact, able to script and enter any reality you want, you should be able to enter one where a particularly genius mathematician proved the Hodge conjecture or solved the Riemann hypothesis. If anyone can do this and get results that are even close to vaguely correct, I will eat my hat.
Let me be clear! If someone can do this and does get provably correct results, that’s amazing! I will eat my hat while apologizing all the way! However, I highly doubt that there will be any such results, as I believe that reality shifting is in fact lucid dreaming (Occam’s razor).
people are calling dreams reality shifts now huh
not surprised by people believing in anything at this point, but i am surprised i’ve never encountered anyone who thinks this is a thing you can do.
you ever just see some Massive Fucking Discourse barreling past you like a truck going the other way on the interstate and then try to forget you ever saw it
2021 number theory papers like “As the Riemann Hypothesis is true¹”
Hey @weaver-z, I have never heard of this particular reality-shifting theory with the scripting and such. However, I do experience other realities in dreams (and uh this one!), and I’ve been trying to aim the ability instead of just experiencing whatever my subconscious thinks is a good road trip. So, this sounds like an interesting challenge, as I have already been interested in the Millennium Prize Problems from a research perspective. May as well do research in my sleep.
I want to make an observation about dream communications as I experience them, though, to give you an idea of the results I expect. For one, my dreams convey things in symbols and riddles at times, so when I’m inspired about, IDK, nuclear science or past life theories by a dream’s message, how I get to that conclusion is sometimes very particular to my interpretation of my dreams. Dreams are typically the subconscious’s pantomime of whatever it is trying to convey to you, and pantomime is a weird art already when it’s not being made out of memory fluff and imagination particles shaped into symbols that you recognize in your waking reality. So, I don’t know that I can faithfully repeat exactly what I’m told by the person who solves the problem–usually my dreams have me shoulder-riding someone else and experiencing the world through their eyes, so I’d relay the experience of solving a problem, filtered through the lens of my subconscious psyche, interpreted the way I usually interpret dreams.
I think I’ll go for Yang-Mills and Mass Gap, since it’s something I’m slightly familiar with from recent research on particle physics. I’ll let you know where I get. One note–will be interesting how many readers will be familiar with the concepts. I wasn’t expecting to need to explain them for a general audience yet so I’m looking forward to the challenge of that.
As for “ They are able to create entire people, including themselves, easily in the script”–you know, if you remove the script part, and the picking an alternate universe part, Timothy Leary had this to say on the subject of human minds and their creation ability:
“Behind your forehead you carry around a 100 billion-cell bioelectric computer that creates realities.”
I’ll reblog this again if/when I get any results worth sharing!
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If I ever became very exceedingly rich I would scout some superb animators and hire them for what I would call ‘the most canonically accurate possible films of the lord of the rings’ where every single scene of it would turn out exactly the same as the book. I would perhaps add pieces of dialogue but I would take away NONE of it. YES that includes the entire council. I would make this the longest, most beautiful, most agonising three films to watch imaginable. I would hire voice actors with incredibly specific accents, Forlong would sound subtly different to Boromir but not as different as Hirluin and all of Gondor would sound completely different to anyone in the north. Glorfindel and Elrond would sound italian. I would even include Tom Bombadil. You would know and care about every single one of these minor side characters that were cut from the originals. Erkenbrand will be so dear to you when I’m done… when I’m done Farmer Maggot will be a household name. I have scene changes and shift structures and visualisations planned for this I’m not joking. I think about this all the time. You would all love and hate me and despair. As you turned on my 56 hour nightmare of a visual feast and weep at hour 5 when you still haven’t even left the shire yet.
To be clear, I would then release this for free onto the internet on stable servers that allowed downloads and link sharing. Even if the tolkien estate told me to take it down, they would never get it in time and it would be on the internet in some form forever. Any proceeds I made would go directly to the animators whom I will then have employed for, I assume, the last ten years.
You really must pity these animators whom I am going to be just the worst kind of producer for, I come in to see the new frames every morning and just burst into tears and that’s like the first 10 minutes of every meeting, immediately going into like some important discussion where they beg me to allow them to cut even one of these lines of dialogue or at least streamline this scene and I’m just like no <3 Actually I have an extra scene I want you to storyboard so they understand who Arvedui is and then they all groan and sob themselves but they do it because I am simply paying them so so very well and I don’t care about deadlines whatsoever.
Thank you all for your support and offers of aid, I will become obscenely rich as soon as possible and let you all know
Gofundme when?
Never, I will fund this entirely out of my own pocket or it will not be funded at all, this is not going to turn into another ‘all or nothing’ so HELP me god. Unless one of those Gamestop millionaires would like to sell me a single infinity money stock for one british pound I will accept no donations whatsoever
i liek cosmic brownie :) *eats one* *gets sick for a little bit* *recovers* *eats one again*

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anyone know that reddit post about a girl who’s gf washes her hair and it talks about non sexual intimacy
found it :)
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This reminds me of this post;
Forgive me guys as I do not remember where the screenshot is from, but I have it here and I wanted to share with you.
people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now
The older this post gets the funnier it becomes
Illusion created by David Novick.
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People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?
Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s a very efficient system.
i can’t stop fucking laughing at the thought of squirrels sinning so much in the mortal plane that they have to be sent to squirrel hell to atone
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