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I love Yves’s “Women go nuts for me, and I like that” energy 

No, she’s a bitch is what she is

what do u mean???? it was clearly an accident she even said “Oooppsss”

LMFAOOOO

Look, rather than being petty and destroying it, why not talk to the girl. Really ask them why they are using the confederate flag. But no, low level terrorism is the answer.

LOW LEVEL TERRORISM?

Low level terrorism

ICONIC

world heritage post

The good plot twists aren’t the ones that are wild left turns out of nowhere, they’re the ones that make all the other little things that didn’t quite add up before suddenly click

A good plot twist waits until you’ve forgotten that tiny, innocuous detail introduced earlier, so they can smack you with it! A bad plot twist is introducing a whole new disruptive and incoherent concept that can’t be rationalized in any way i.e. a plot hole with pizzazz.

even if the fraud was like 5% it wouldn’t compare to rich people cheating the system by trillions lmao

Also, SNAP “fraud” is like exchanging some of your stamps for cash to buy necessities you can’t buy with stamps, like soap or deodorant or tampons

TBH even if one hundred percent of people on food stamps were committing food stamp fraud I’d still be in favor of keeping the program around

They'r so pretty 😍

what does dark academia even mean? brb studying evil books. doing evil homework

apparently it’s romanticising rich private school twat aesthetic in which case.... get well soon <3

Isn’t this the potion Snow White’s stepmom used to turn herself into a witch 

I love how pleased with this whole process he looks.

^^^😊

all stories have an inherently biased perspective because theyre all written by writers. this precludes an understanding of aspects of life experienced by people who arent writers such as ballin, fitting in at parties, having abs

but wait didn’t ernest hemingway have abs and fit in at parties?

yeah thats why he barely used any words

#old man and the sea short bc he had a rager to get to

Do you think people in the afterlife get notifications when someone mentions them in a post?

I hope so, Diogenes must be fucking losing it.

online school sucks i am reading an obscure 50 page reading about how printing presses work. instead of getting to touch a printing press or going on a field trip to the small local publishing house

I became very invested in the successful delivery of those carrots