Very Charming

1.When/why did you start fanning over them?

2.What makes you like this couple?

The banter is a whole lot of fun. I love how they genuinely actually hate each other, yet Daken is a little shit who screws with Bullseye via pheromones. There’s something raw and carnal about these two where they either need to murder each other or fuck each other. One way or another, it’s goin’ down XD Too often, we get caught up on who’s the most perfect fluffy rainbow poop ship, so I love how NOT that these two are. They are the most problematic of problematic faves, and I’m here for that dark shipping.

3.Is there anything you don’t like about this couple?

I mean, it’s not my favorite Daken couple, and I’m not sure if I even necessarily see Bullseye as queer. A lot of what I like about them gets done better over in Daken’s relationship with Marcus Roston.

4.What’s your favorite outfit on them?

Daken:

Bullseye:

5.It’s the birthday of one of them! How do they celebrate?

By trying to be slightly less horrible to one another… maybe? Ehhhhh XD

6.How would they react in an embarrassing situation?

By laughing at and taunting the one who’s in the embarrassing situation that they definitely did not cause for each other….

7.What do you think they’ll be like in the near future?

Probably pissing each other off. Pretty sure Daken keeps figuring out Lester’s new phone numbers so that he can send really dirty pictures to him. Bullseye keeps blocking Daken, but Daken keeps finding new ways around it.

8.What’s an ideal date for them?

A date where no one gets stabbed is the ideal. It doesn’t happen, but it theoretically could.

9.Who/what gets in the way of your ship?

Them both being psychopathic assholes who don’t play nice with others.

10.What is something they could do that would make your life complete?

After work doodles 💖💪

Me, an intellectual: