Of course, what was supposed to be a short term service industry job before he lived for his art has bloomed into just being his life, and life as a poor artist is never as romantic as one imagines. While the cost of living of Bikini Bottom is low enough that even a frycook can be a homeowner, it's not quite so low that he can afford the luxuries he was used to growing up.

His view of the Working Class as the downtrodden masses were rather tattered by years of living between SpongeBob and Patrick, who were not so much temporarily oppressed intellectuals as they were, well, SpongeBob and Patrick.

Still, through thick and thin he's never gone back on his decision to leave the money behind. The great irony is that he is ignorant of his greatest achievement—his superiority to Squilliam isn't turning a bunch of randos into a functioning Marching Band or turning a burger joint into a fine dining establishment, it's having the strength of character to look at all the advantages Squilliam had and choose to leave it behind.

Newest Eridian just dropped, their name is Chalkboard and they’re very good for writing on

I am so in love with everyone’s Shitty Eridians so here’s mine. This is Spangle. I like the idea eridians can grow crystals, either naturally as a genetic thing or as ornamentation - similar to body mod or jewelry. Spangle naturally grows crystals all over very quickly. The crystals mess with their echolocation and make their voice hard to hear for others. This is entirely self-inflicted because they think it looks punk as fuck.

field trip cancelled

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