me me big boy

drunk and in love and full of food i think only the torturer eel could harm me

hello

fuck my whole entire life

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

Spongebob & Patrick

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He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

i was also zathura’d. i got both jumanji’d and zathura’d. Statistical impossibility but sad and true

Damn they were all about the glitter 30 years ago huh?

30?

Idk 32 or something I stopped counting

my goal for 2025 is small simple and clear: change my whole entire life

update I’m stone cold sober and started sobbing the second the those lil dogs came out

love when you go to the club and the DJ sets the water level up high and everyone starts swimmin

and you just know someone's gonna scream "DJ! play fish music!" and everyone's gonna act like their favorite fish 😁

you're shitting me

ive been through SO much. PLEASE dont try and fuck me. you dont understand