Hair to Spare

@sorepharmacistElmo alternative

Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."

I don't like to admit it, but sometimes I actually miss John Green.

Sometimes I can almost hear him.

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

going to costco after payday gives me a feeling akin to what my ancestors must have felt after a good harvest

@10hoursofsleep

“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 42nd year in a row

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

prayer to whichever dead catholic person is most appropriate: may I not have to run a whole week of surprise camps on crutches. in a knee brace.

Im agnostic raised liberal protestant, but absolutely the catholics got saints right. Sometimes your problem is so fucking specific you need Some Guy. If you're listening, Guy of Workers Who Have Strain Injuries,

what the dog doin

citationless behavior

me sexting: if that is amenable to you