Full Moon

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

really fucking sucks that the only ways to get into space are to be a genius scientist or to have one William dollars. they should just take me to the ISS for a week because I'm a fun guy

you can hit it raw, i’ve got an IED

God bless horny mutuals

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

they should make a substance to abuse that has no consequences

this is NOT my lowest point ❌🛑🛑❌🛑🚫 i will go lower

Magnolia🩷✨