I can tell youre knitting with no love in your heart i can see the hateful intentions in every stitch.

crawls out of my hole that resembles the grave but isnt. #myholethatresemblesthegravebutisnt

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

in your 20s you must rediscover the joys of arts and crafts to stave off spiritual decay

after my last concussion I had this weird thing for a few weeks where I like, didn't want to get hurt? like if I thought I might get hurt doing something that made me not want to do it. has anyone else ever experienced this?

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'