brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

[bird consoling his other bird friend] yeah don't worry man that guy can't kill both of us. he only has one stone

I have multiple dead horses that I beat regularly

something either is or isnt happening to me

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

some of you should not be reblogging this

oh i’m sorry would you rather me beat an alive horse?

there used to be a man named bruno mars and he would come on the radio every now and then to sing us his new song but he doesnt do any of that now because he got shy

i’m online and ready to look at a picture!

Can i be sensitive for 1 second or will i be tackled and killed