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do you have any idea how refreshing it is to see a correction/suggestion to this post that actually understands the assignment

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts

having a mutual who’s a good artist literally feels like beyonce saw me at a supermarket and decided to make me her best friend

What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle

you've taught me to count blessings I didn't know were mine