The Blood Man Cometh

Why do we need rich white ppl at the met gala when there are working class dykes posting here on tumblr

What? What ?? What ???

WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK

At this point I'm starting to think it's just an internet ARG where people collectively make shit up to fuck with us

hey notajerusalemcricket, i need you to understand that at one point tumblr DID actually fake a whole children's television show using the Squiddles from homestuck so... the opposite of your reblog has already happened

hm ?

Homestuck is the demonic ghost Haunting the old decrepit House of Tumblr, and new tumblrites are the unsuspecting buyers who thought the house was "quaint" and "full of charm" and never questioned why it was dirt cheap

"Built by generations, buried by generations, uncovered by generations" is ruining me, thanks

This feels like precisely engineered @ariaste content

yes. also. [FINGERGUNS] read The Wisdom of Emperors

the most fun thing about studying folklore is that every single person i meet asks me what i'm studying and when i say 'folklore' they're like 'oh sure!' and then they just starting telling me stuff. it's daily joy.

guy on the beach was like, "oh okay" and then mapped out 3 nearby ring forts. i was like "do i need to knock on the farmers' doors and ask to traipse through their pastures" and he said, "oh, no, you'll get away with it."

something I really enjoy is when people tell me ghost stories, and you can always tell whether it's a story they often tell & enjoy telling, and when it's a story they rarely share because it's so deeply personal to them and they believe it so deeply and they're afraid of being disbelieved or judged so they only tell it when they think someone will really be open to it. that's my fav

i remember you from when we were ideas

i'm the guy who writes the books that the protagonist in supernatural horror movies frantically reads somewhere in act ii. job's pretty easy. lot of "legends of vampires have recurred all throughout human history" and "demonologists agree that the quickest way to un-summon a demon is to trap it in a cursed object". no citations of course; they don't pay me citation money. i had to learn html back in the early aughts when everyone started seeking their supernatural info on websites they found via top search engines like FINDLER and WEBSIGHT but that's died down now which is great because i didn't have it in me to pick up css. currently working on a new book about horses that are evil. it's called HORSES THAT ARE EVIL in all caps so the protagonist can find it quickly to yank off the library shelf. it will be published 35 years ago.

100 year old femdom kink book understands transmisogyny better than the average tumblr user

book was written in 1991 all the "historicity" is fictional <3

has anyone noticed theyre taking away what it means to be human

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

crazy how i find myself thinking i've got a handle on it all finally and then i see the ways that other people tangle their lives together so easily and live so easily together with their friends and i feel like that girl at the top of the stairs painting by norman rockwell