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tallowandport

have we ever actually talked about the fact Ryland's last name is "Grace" and he is more often than not referred to as such? + the fact he's literally on a ship called Hail Mary?

Like, yes, obviously it's incredibly blatant/on the nose, (+ pretty sure author confirmed it as a pun) but have we ever actually talked about it?

picture this:

Rocky trundles up to Grace one day after looking on the laptop like "Grace.... realise how ironic this is?"

Ryland's like "What's ironic, bud?"

"Grace name is Ryland Grace, and ships name is Hail Mary."

"So...?"

"So, ironic Grace sent on mission in Hail Mary. Grace on Hail Mary, saving the stars."

"..."

"Human stupid. Not know 'Hail Mary full of Grace'. question? Not know 'saving grace'. question? Human religious texts. You never realised. question???"

Ryland then has to spend a few minutes just curled into a ball having some sort of existential crisis.

raythefairy

I see so many posts like “imagine being adrian and” and i haven’t seen ONE PERSON SAY imagine you’re adrian and your husband goes on a mission to save the world and comes back 50ish earth years later with an alien and they saved the world. Your husband tells you all about this planet they went to that had the microorganisms needed to save the world. And your husband named it after you. Oh my god that’s- oh. Oh you named it after what the alien called me? Ok. I guess. Still sweet, i wasn’t involved and you weren’t sure you were ever gonna see me again so i guess- the fuck do you mean THE ALIEN NAMED IT AFTER ME. IT WASN’T EVEN YOUR IDEA? YOU WANTED TO GO WITH MEDIUM ROUGH TEXTURE CIRCLE PLANET??? THE ALIEN WAS THE ONE WHO THOUGHT OF NAMING IT AFTER ME?????

Edit: this was a joke. I made this to be funny. I have read the book. Four times as of adding this. I simply forgot it was very slightly different in the book. This is not the place to be having discussions about how infantilizing the movie may or may not be, i am not even gonna give my own take on that here. The attention this is getting is getting exhausting and every day i get closer to taking it down. It is just a joke. I do not need to be told to read the book, i do not want my little shitpost turned into some philosophical discussion. I am so sick and tired of this damn post

signed-ecazumi

I'd imagine Grace had a professional linguist and/or translator take a look at Rocky and Grace's eridi-lish when making his organ thing he uses to communicate. And once Grace gets the hang of fluent eridian with a good enough vocabulary, it's interesting to hear the difference between Rocky and Adrian's speech.

Adrian: Friend Grace, is submerging oneself in bodies of water a regular human enrichment activity, question? Well, I suppose I can make an exception, statement.

and all that science shit. Adrian's not very talkative at all, but very elegant. Rocky on the other hand, talks like any well-meaning engineer or mechanic should.

Rock: Holy motherfucking dick, Adrian are you seeing this shit, statement. Grace is fucking floating in the fucking water how the shitballs is he doing that

cedar-is-a-nerd

Ryland Grace: People pleaser to people he trusts, loves, or respects: Oh no no, I don't need anything, really. I mean, if you figure out a way to get me outside every once and a while so I don't get any mental illnesses, I'm basically set :)

400+ neurodivergent top of their field Eridians: all vibrating and humming with excitement: PLEASE LET US TRY TO CREATE THE MOST BATSHIT INSANE STUFF EVER. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLE

Ryland: realising how he must have looked to everyone else on the Stratt vatt: ...

Ryland: ...

Ryland: I can make a list?

400+ Eridians: Noises of rigorous celebration

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0bscure42

something i find interesting is that, canonically, the eridian language that rocky speaks is more “information dense,” as andy weir called it. essentially, they can convey more information using a shorter speaking time. that means in the movie, rocky was giving a SHIT ton of information about adrian. so those headcanons about him spewing out sentences proclaiming his love for adrian during that time were probably pretty accurate lmao.

crafteeauthor

You know, that "Rocky refuses to hand over the taumoeba until the Eridian biologists make Grace healthy again" thing in some fanworks is basically the exact opposite of what Eva did to him

onion-souls

"Why don't the people of Gotham just move?"

Because it's a massive East Coast city but the property values are probably like $200 a month for a three bedroom apartment, and most Gothamites are like, "Hey, Bane never swore to break my back."

And here's the thing: you're not just moving out of Gotham City. You're moving into the rest of the DC universe. And it has hero-based power scaling.

Oh, Metropolis looks fucking great. But it gets invaded by aliens and robots and demigods, because Superman is there.

Wonder Woman's tangling with gods.

You go to Central City, and some Reverse-Flash motherfucker runs backwards from an alternate future and kicks your balls off at the speed of light.

You could move to the West Coast, and oh, an entire city just gets exploded by Cyborg Superman or some shit.

How about you move to Indianapolis, or Cleveland? Haha, no. They have no protector during the alien invasions, and you're in Cleveland

So stay in Gotham. Sure, you have lunatics, but you know that if you had a gun, you at least have a chance against the Joker or Riddler. Mongo of War-World would crush you. But Gotham just has creeps, and you know you have a chance. Even Bane, R'as Al-Ghul, Killer Croc, and Mr. Freeze are just slightly altered dudes. Oh no, Poison Ivy is going to kiss me to death! Who gives a shit, you kinda wanted to go out that way anyway.

There are super-intelligent telepathic gorilla warlords in Africa and the Greek titans are real and chained in the abyss

choppers-pink-hat

This does beg the question of why Gotham has such a horrible in-universe reputation when all its villains are relatively human compared to the cosmic bullshit that most other heroes put up with.

I think it's all about perception. Gotham City has crime. But when Ares sends his undying legions to march upon the mortal realm and Wonder Woman has to punch all of them, people don't internalize that as "crime." That's "a crisis" or "a religious event" or at best, terrorism. Same thing when Superman has to stop Brainiac from shrinking Metropolis or whatever. That stuff is objectively more dangerous but it's on such a huge scale that "crime" is not the word for it. The cops don't involve themselves in this at any point. But the stuff Batman deals with is like, robberies, assaults, gang wars, serial killings. All his villains commit actual crimes, so they go into police reports, which end up as statistics. So when someone compiles all this data, oh look, Gotham City has the highest crime rate in the country, yet again. Forget the fact that 10% of Keystone City's population had their skulls crushed by invading superintelligent gorillas. Who cares that a random guy in Opal City accidentally teleported the entire state to Hell after he found out the hard way that he was born a wizard. Those are not crimes. There's nothing in the police recordkeeping app's drop-down menu for a Gorilla invasion. Closest thing we've got is Random Chimp Event.

So my theory is that while Gotham does have a lot of crime, what it does not have is space catastrophes. And so it ends up being the most dangerous city based on a bureaucratic technicality.

starberry-cupcake

all this is very true, I just wanted to point out that the worst thing about metropolis isn't the alien invasions, killer robots or meta human fights breaking buildings, it's the power hungry scheming ego maniac billionaire who gets enough of a pass from the population, despite the several journalistic exposes about him, that he's been able to run for president and win

at least gotham's billionaire is funny in the tabloids and, even if he's rather ditzy, he seems to be helpful to legit causes, against all odds

graves-yard

Jody embarrassed by old pictures of herself (she looks hot as fuck but in her head she was trying too hard) and Colt not understanding WHY she could possibly be embarrassed by how she looked in her early 20s. Literally model material in his head looking at her. Could not fathom how she could hate those pictures of herself.

Until Jody finds this picture and physically recoils at Colt’s tryhard ass

graves-yard

Mind you she sees this young Ryland picture and starts cooing over how cute he is and Colt just stands there pouting like a baby

knightivist

Adrian just wanted to see mini humans live in the flesh!

i love headcanons where adrian is a biologist/zoologist/other brand of life science cus you just know they want to Study the aliens so badly. unfortunately nobody has clued the Eridians in about the concept of human sexes yet....

rocky meanwhile is totaaalllly Not Jealous

bons comic pages about this for shits and giggles

rocky later confronts grace to find out what he said to make his mate so depressed

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mousesize

Rocky is a menace on in Mario Kart

syzygyblvd

can't stop thinking about them.... the brainworms got me y'all

chazchaschad

I do not have a "side blog”, I do not “schedule posts”. I torture my followers with random bullshit and if that doesn’t work I KILL MYSELF

allthingswhumpyandangsty

yellowingbuds

simon and grace

rocket-amongst-the-stars

Sometimes when it’s pitch black in my room and I think my cat is next to me but I can’t see I’ll brighten my screen and turn it towards what I think is my cat and it works pretty good except like 99% of the time I’m scrolling bloodymary art so it looks like I just brighten my screen to show my cat a picture of markiplier and Ryan gosling making out

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psychedelicmoonpie

Guys... Guys, look... It's bloodymary...

c4t1l1n4

“Markiplier knows about BloodyMary” this and “what if Ryan Gosling finds out” that. Not important.

I need to know if Andy Weir knows that the fandom refers to baby Eridians as pebbles. I need it to be canon.

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