Bibbity

　“He stopped a passing guard, but didn’t dare mention platform nine and three-quarters. The guard had never heard of Hogwarts and when Harry couldn’t even tell him what part of the country it was in, he started to get annoyed, as though Harry was being stupid on purpose. Getting desperate, Harry asked for the train that left at eleven o'clock, but the guard said there wasn’t one. In the end the guard strode away, muttering about time wasters.” (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, Chapter 6)

Now imagine this dude’s kid getting a letter from Hogwarts and him thinking “Oh I hope that thin, nervous chap all those years ago found the train all right….”

Just like Dudley and  Amelia🤣

Oh look!

Both know everything about their own universe, spout random bs wisdom here and there

Both very well loved initially, until people realized there's a side to them they never knew and do not like

USE PAST TRAUMA TO EXCUSE THEIR OWN FAULTS

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