one day, I'll focus on the future

15th march on other sites is just like 'its mid march I guess??' but on Tumblr it's all 'hey remember when we all teamed up to murder a politician? We should do that again' as if we were all personally there to kill Caesar

Universities love to make their websites a fucking maze

Universities websites love to tell you to email a guy who died 5 years ago

I unironically love that the Ides of March is some kind of unofficial tumblr holiday where we bully a dead emperor.

julius caesar has been dead for 2065 slutty slutty years

i'd make a caesar joke but someone's already taken a stab at it 22 times before

among the tumblr holidays i think that the ides of march is for sure a favorite

c!caesar lost his last canon life today.. i know he was problematic but it was still kind of sad

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

March 15 again and here we go…

march fifteenth

M4RCH F1F733N7H GUY5

[id: an image of a knife stabbed into the back of a classic Caesar ranch bottle /end id]