D-Day

"Whoa, dude - just Bear with me, ok?"

Me as fuck

I actually went to a school to learn to fly them, unfortunately the school went bankrupt. I did several solo flights however, and it was SO COOL!

Tryin' to be a waterfowl

"Look, I know it's not Prada or a Maison Michel, but I like it."

He's the only supervisor they really like.

Friggin cat - just rub it in why dontcha...

Really put his foot in his mouth this time.

This looks kinda cool but could you imagine traversing this with a basket of clothes - or worse, after too much to drink?

Well, there used to be shop and home economics, where you learned stuff like this. Wonder what happened to those helpful classes?

"Are you making fun of my proboscis, sir?"

"Dammit Frank, you don't need you to live the orange cat stereotype!"

Might be because they don't want anyone to get the idea that biting into it would be a good thing?

"Are you here to... feed me?"

Me too, kitty... me too.

Like a magic 8 ball

I'd strap one to each foot and roller blade them.