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Call their name. They always know what you’re saying, trust me.

If they do not respond (i.e look at you), check for a bug. Cats can speak to bugs. They’ll try to eat the bad ones.

If there is no bug, try and remember if your house has a Thing. The knowledge will be covered, it doesn’t want you to know. It’s in your mind if you look.

Do not pet the cat. They are trying to protect you. Let them do so.

The cat will keep you safe. They love you.

If the cat turns to look at you, and does not blink, the Thing has moved. Walk calmly out of the room. Leave the cat.

Remember #5. The Thing wants you to forget.

If this behavior continues for more than two hours, leave the house.

Burn it. Start upstairs, light a curtain near an outlet.

Your cat will be waiting by the door, as always. Take them with you.

Contact HGK477. They will know what to do. The Thing will know when they are coming and flee.

If HGK477 can’t find the Thing, that’s good. It won’t bother you again.

If your cat continues to stare, always seemingly at something right behind you, leave your hometown and never look back. Keep no ties with humans or Things. Just keep your cat.

HGK477 is not liable if the fire spreads. Cast wards for your neighbors’ protection and to make it appear to be an electrical fire.

More guides

For making a deal with a demon

General information regarding the befriending of a star

Like ok, sure, sometimes it’s hard to believe you’ve made any positive impact on the world. But it’s pretty easy to believe you’ve made a sock. Look at it. There it is. Put it on, now your foot’s warm.

There have been studies done on rats and dogs where they develop learned helplessness in the animals by giving them impossible tasks. Eventually the animals stop trying, even when the task stops being impossible. (I.e. put a rat in a maze with cheese it can’t get to until it develops learned helplessness, then put the cheese somewhere it can get to it and it won’t even try.) But once they show the animals they CAN do something - i.e. physically moving the rat to the cheese - the learned helplessness goes away.

No one can move you to your cheese for you, but the book says DOING something - which they define as “anything that isn’t nothing” can help. Make a food. Work in the garden. Clean a thing. Do a favor for a friend. Call your elected officials.

Knit a sock.

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https://www.deviantart.com/emybun (Though I probably won’t use this much regardless)

The objective of the game was to kill him without A) alerting the husband, B) getting caught by your busybody neighbor, or C) accidentally killing your kids/have them walk in on you murdering their dad. 

The first level was that you had to slip poison into his food or drink, since that was subtle and easy enough. But I think as the levels progressed, the murder attempts got more…gruesome and difficult to hide. I remember using garden sheers at one point.

And the game had a 1950s advert style to it, kind of how Bendy and the Ink Machine is stylized

^ kind of like that