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Hello!

I’m Crypt but I respond to most anything. I write angst. I’m also a broke college student so I don’t write much anymore. I do keep trying tho

#masterlists #permadeath au #Eret dies au #sick dream au #swagtopia au #dsmp as gods au #your fucking city gave me fucking asthma #lully speaks

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asteronomical

rocky: my love. how do you keep attracting so many suitors?

adrian: it's the confidence. just act like you own the place, dear

[later]

grace: ... you're in a ball.

rocky: so rocky no die in grace atmosphere. i come up! :D

gravityjunior

Starting a collection

artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet

i was training a young person at work, and she referred to sexual assault as "SA" out loud, and i immediately was like, "no, it's sexual assault, call it what it is," bc idgaf if the algorithm overlords have taught y'all that you should fear direct language, how tf do any of you expect to ever address real issues with any amount of seriousness if you can't even say the words? imagine an advocate looking a sexual assault survivor in the eyes and asking "did he grape you?" it's absolutely fucking absurd, but these young interns and new hires are coming into an environment where we deal with survivors of all different kinds of abuse, and they're coming with the mindset that the words are as bad as the actions, and that makes them shitty at the job and look juvenile af

i HATE self-censorship for a lot of reasons, but being in crisis work makes it even more frustrating. who are you censoring for? like i am being so fr, WHO are you censoring for? have you even thought it through? people who have been raped know that they have been raped. if someone attempts suicide or is grieving someone who did, saying "sewer slide" isn't going to protect them from any of the feelings. a murder victim's family isn't going to feel better bc you said "unalived" instead of murdered. if anything, it's just extremely invalidating and othering. it's saying "what happened to you is so bad that i won't even say the word," which is NOT trauma-informed care. you are not protecting survivors/victims when you self-censor. the ONLY things you protect when you self-censor are the puritanical ideologies that are being encouraged by rich fascists who want your money and obedience

say the fucking words, guys. just say the goddamn words before i go insane!!!

just-sans-things

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

just-sans-things

someone contact my fucking lawyers

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cupcraft

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

aropride

do u like mine

cupcraft

Oh wow.

cupcraft

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

vincentvanpoe

How the fuck do yall do that

hungry-mongoose

*nibbles post*

vincentvanpoe

*I yank you off*

GAHHH!!! LET GO!!!!!

hungry-mongoose

*hisses and stares menacingly*

vincentvanpoe

TSK! SHOO! SHOO! SHOO!

hungry-mongoose

*Transforms into my ultimate mongoose form*

vincentvanpoe

oh

Fuck.

hungry-mongoose

*goes back to nibbling the post*

vincentvanpoe

*leaves this here*

hungry-mongoose

*nibbles cube of cheese*

vincentvanpoe

GOTCHA!

hungry-mongoose

*bites the cage in an attempt to get free*

vincentvanpoe

tsk tsk

hungry-mongoose

*breaks out of cage*

vincentvanpoe

SHIT-

NO-

GAHHH????!!!!!!!!!!!!

hungry-mongoose

*bites @vincentvanpoe*

vincentvanpoe

OWCH!!

*I kick @hungry-mongoose with my leg*

hungry-mongoose

*attempts to scamper away*

vincentvanpoe

*clenches my fist at them as I watch it scamper away*

THIS ISN’T OVER YET….!

I WILL GET YOU ONE DAY….!!!!

hungry-mongoose

*momentarily turns around and smirks*

vincentvanpoe

This isn’t over….

cupcraft

Theres mongoose and some person beefing on my scroll

fulcrvm

illya is so dramatic oh my god i love him

gobelindoll

im rereading project hail mary already dont judge

masao-micchi

pt2

it’s “get a kiss from your teacher” day

rocky’s big brain plan to get more smooches backfired spectacularly

dont be too greedy guys

my other PHM art here

thecraftyninjacat

just spent twenty minutes scrolling the tag and giggling

@justcakethanks

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nondelphic

writing isn’t hard. i just have to extract 80,000 words from my brain using sheer psychic force

tevallen

no, we're not

for-those-who-wait

Forgetting your friend is both blind and a professional ragebaiter

diamondeyes-deluxe

I work with kids and sometimes we have to do safety lessons with them about like, not telling strangers on the internet your home address or something. And sometimes the kids wont understand why, so you have to impart upon them that, well, some adults want to hurt children. And thats kind of difficult to do, because you have to beat around the bush, both because you dont want to scare them (while still making them understand how serious it is) and because you might lose your job if you explain it too straight forward.

Luckily, for some reason, the villain of one of the most popular franchises with children for the last 10 years happens to be a serial child murderer. So when a kid asks why they shouldnt trust strangers, instead of hand wringing and humhawing my answer out, I can just say "we dont always know when a strange adult has good intentions with children, or when they are William Afton."

itsmebeff

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kunningkyra

saw @justcakethanks' EWC comics and i wouldn't have been able to live with myself if i didn't at least attempt to convey my first thought

lunamonchtuna

— Clementine Von Radics, from In A Dream You Saw A Way To Survive; "The Fear" (via lunamonchtuna)

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