Beans?

NGE and the hollow oblivion of the afterlife and divine love as the most impersonal and dehumanizing kind of love there is. The pain and isolation of the flawed individual juxtaposed with the cold horror of perfect unity. Heaven is just the romanticization of death. The angels love us and they're here to dissolve us all into a soup. "We changed the Kaworu I love you line to be more technically accurate" you know nothing and you can't fucking read

I got that tumblr edit with the kirt russell baby slut crop top confused in my brain with the actual boys crop top for boys in Scream, so I spent almost the entire runtime of The Thing on the edge of my seat like when will this man fleeing death in anarctica POSSIBLY find the opportunity to strip down to a crop top

Started a new med that causes high blood pressure and asked my dr if I should be worried about that and she said "as long as you continue to eat a low-sodium diet, you should be fine" and I'm like who the fuck told you I was on a low sodium diet

Old people who have a 4 pm dinner and an 8 pm bedtime and get up at 5 in the morning for no reason have it all figured out actually and it's the rest of us who are wrong

Kids these days eschewing fan fiction where the characters fuck each other and being like no I'm writing stories where EYE get to fuck the fictional characters instead does NOT bode well for this generation. That's hubris.

Imagine spending four hours a day putting all of that shit on Colin Farrell's face instead of just putting out a casting call in new york and choosing from many thousands of guys who already look and sound like that

I haven't slept in two days

There was an interesting bug that I thought the cats were looking at through the window, but it turned out to be a large wasp that was actually INSIDE the house which I sucked up into the vacuum cleaner, which the cats are now staring at with enough intensity to let me know that it's for sure still alive in there, which I find deeply unsettling