Reid Van Brooks

Carol isn’t the other they are, and that’s beautiful.

hive captain’s log: it’s day three of trying to convince carol sturka that we are all the wife she needs. she bullied us on the phone a few minutes ago and said she wanted a hand grenade. we presume she is joking but we see this as a potential mating ritual. we will put the polish girl in a canadian tuxedo and send her armed as a peace offering

The Others can’t cause harm? Explain that to Carol Sturka’s bottom fucking lip

If you don’t like Carol Sturka, you’re not welcome here

In a just world Pluribus and Heated Rivalry would be the new Barbenheimer send tumble

carol and zosia both thinking “i can fix her”

nothing is as truly unhinged as carol when she left zosia naked in bed and then opened a word document and started writing about zosia exactly but with a french accent and leather pants

pluribus watchers on this website will be like Hive isn't really human because [describes a trait that doesn't align with the hegemonic ideal]

What? she said “fuck ‘em” and that’s what she did.