I Love My Cat And Wife

tumblr needs to stop calling me out

Dinosaurs are old and dead. Nothing new and alive can be dinosaur

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

my promising gardening career was cut short when i was mauled by a rampaging basil plant

you can use this handy mnemonic to remember the planets of the solar system

mercury penus gearth cars wupiter caturn shuranus weptune iluto wluto mluto bluto aluto rluto bluto pluto

feeling a lot like season 1 will graham this summer. just constantly sweating tormented & morally dubious

gay too

*in a jigsaw trap* yeah so, do you mind if we reschedule this? it's just i'm not really feeling it today sorryyy

"here's my original character, Man Who Sucks But Loves His Daughter Very Much" and it's a guy who worships at the altar of patriarchal violence and the woman he uses as an excuse and an effigy to absolve him

well i think his daughter should tell him to kill himself

human and bug relations will change by the end of the century

STOP REBLOGGING I MEAN MUTUALS

jk Rowling needs to be tried in a court and have her assets seized and searched and her wealth confiscated and redistributed while shes on the way to prison