Zzz.

divorced couple energy ship will always be immaculate to me. we hate each other. we've seen each other naked. I know how you take your morning coffee. I will never make you your morning coffee again. get it yourself. here you go, I gave it to you anyway. you disgust me. I will always be somewhat in love with you. I will be yours forever. you're not mine anymore. you will always be mine. fuck you. let's fuck, for old time's sake. did you steal my cd? no, no. keep it.

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

Ok fine, but only because he’s got rad swag.

u know i think about this a lot, and i don’t think i’d be who i am today without one direction.

Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #lt3 twice a day.

just overheard my dad on the phone going “yeah, i’d be more than happy to buy her daughter off of you, how much would you be willing to trade her for?” and got Very Worried for a second before remembering that he manages dairy farms for a living. surely there’s gotta be a better way to word that man

take me down to New York City where the yorks are new & the city is city

housewives were not banging out spirk fanfiction in the 60s for you to be AI generating your fic

NASA scientists and various other women in other high-level STEM jobs in the 70s were NOT clocking out then running full zine operations editing AND writing AND printing AND distributing for you to be AI generating your fic!!!!!!!!!!

baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three

Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

the unbreakable bond between me and the void that's eating me alive